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[MCC]

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

The girls were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs.
Claiming that the audacious rumours

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark a candidate for President,

MCC

[emm]

MCC, this may seem presumptuous from someone who rhymed scrumptious with crumbed fish but does colours really rhyme with hours in your neck of the woods? If it does we will have to accept it, if not you have first shot at a revision.

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent

[MCC]

It's not that I think that "colours/hours" rhymes better than "scrumptious/fish", but to put your mind at rest emm, I've edited the previous post and repeated it below

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

The girls were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs.
Claiming that the audacious rumours

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Thinking to use a cluster bomb or two

MCC

[mikejapan]

[quote]For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Thinking to use a cluster bomb or two
If he'd create an opportune moment.

[mikejapan]

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

The girls were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs.
Claiming that the audacious rumours
Were lies, spread by sad single toughs.

[emm]

Thanks MCC, for the revision. I’m going to tweak here and there too, just for the sake of anyone trying to follow along at home.

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create an opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table

The girls who were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that the audacious rumours
Were lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference

[mikejapan]

The girls who were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that the audacious rumours
Were lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
Bowman Bingo had bonked her last night.

[mikejapan]

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create an opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan

[Mike Barker]

Of the geeks at the Killer Convention,
A number wore top hats and tails.
Gold cuff-links caught the media's attention
Seeing most were not worn by the males.

They gave each one a set of glass trinkets
But the GEM chain caused many travails,
‘Cos some of the group said they think it’s
A walkthrough, others hoisted their sails.

Djape gave the opening address.
He talked about trial and error,
A technique he's employed, he'll confess,
When a good solving path isn’t clearer.

At the end of his speech, t'was a scramble
To point out the claim he had made,
That to use Nishio was a gamble,
Shaolin monk he should have stayed.

New Kids On The Block sang an intro
But one of them messed up a line
The rest of them covered for him, though
They initially called him a swine.

The Band sang one last Big Number
For the squirmbags from cell block nine.
Rows of geeks all started to rumba
And got plonked on the leftover wine.

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create an opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan
The locked pair he thought would be able

[Myth Jellies]

...to take out his targets with elan

meter is not that good though.

[emm]

Hey, Myth Jellies, where have you been?

Tweaking as I go

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind

[MCC]

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!
Elimination's called for, but how?"

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind
The implications of which seem valid.

[emm]

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!
Elimination's called for, but how?
They've got pincers! Don't turn off the lights!

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind,
Implications of which may seem valid,
He lay on the floor (he reclined)

[mikejapan]

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!
Elimination's called for, but how?
They've got pincers! Don't turn off the lights!
See that monster! The size of a cow!

[mikejapan]

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind,
Implications of which may seem valid,
He lay on the floor (he reclined)
Digit poised to depress, face quite palid.