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Postby MCC » Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:44 am

MCC wrote:
For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

The girls were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs.
Claiming that the audacious rumours



For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark a candidate for President,



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Postby emm » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:36 pm

MCC, this may seem presumptuous from someone who rhymed scrumptious with crumbed fish but does colours really rhyme with hours in your neck of the woods? If it does we will have to accept it, if not you have first shot at a revision.:D

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
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Postby MCC » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:48 am

It's not that I think that "colours/hours" rhymes better than "scrumptious/fish", but to put your mind at rest emm, I've edited the previous post and repeated it below:D

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

The girls were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs.
Claiming that the audacious rumours



For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Thinking to use a cluster bomb or two




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Postby mikejapan » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:58 pm

[quote]For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
When Mark told rude jokes they all booed
His exposed subset simply heinous.

Mark a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Thinking to use a cluster bomb or two
If he'd create an opportune moment.
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Postby mikejapan » Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:08 pm

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.

The girls were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs.
Claiming that the audacious rumours
Were lies, spread by sad single toughs.
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Postby emm » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:19 am

Thanks MCC, for the revision. I’m going to tweak here and there too, just for the sake of anyone trying to follow along at home.:D

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create an opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table



The girls who were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that the audacious rumours
Were lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
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Postby mikejapan » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:20 pm

The girls who were wearing simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that the audacious rumours
Were lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
Bowman Bingo had bonked her last night.
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Postby mikejapan » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:25 pm

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create an opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan
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Postby Mike Barker » Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:51 pm

Of the geeks at the Killer Convention,
A number wore top hats and tails.
Gold cuff-links caught the media's attention
Seeing most were not worn by the males.

They gave each one a set of glass trinkets
But the GEM chain caused many travails,
‘Cos some of the group said they think it’s
A walkthrough, others hoisted their sails.

Djape gave the opening address.
He talked about trial and error,
A technique he's employed, he'll confess,
When a good solving path isn’t clearer.

At the end of his speech, t'was a scramble
To point out the claim he had made,
That to use Nishio was a gamble,
Shaolin monk he should have stayed.

New Kids On The Block sang an intro
But one of them messed up a line
The rest of them covered for him, though
They initially called him a swine.

The Band sang one last Big Number
For the squirmbags from cell block nine.
Rows of geeks all started to rumba
And got plonked on the leftover wine.

For lunch there was free beer and seafood
The franken fish was simply scrumptious.
But the jelly was off and they all spewed
On the carpeted floor, blobs of crumbed fish.


Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create an opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan
The locked pair he thought would be able
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Postby Myth Jellies » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:22 am

...to take out his targets with elan

meter is not that good though.
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Postby emm » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:31 am

Hey, Myth Jellies, where have you been?:D

Tweaking as I go

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!


Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind
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Postby MCC » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:43 pm

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming that those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!
Elimination's called for, but how?"


Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind
The implications of which seem valid.
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Postby emm » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:24 pm

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!
Elimination's called for, but how?
They've got pincers! Don't turn off the lights!


Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind,
Implications of which may seem valid,
He lay on the floor (he reclined)
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Postby mikejapan » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:11 am

The girls who all wore simple colours,
Mini-skirts, mini-cols, mini-cuffs,
Claiming those audacious rumours
Were just lies spread by sad, single toughs.

Ariadne resented the inference
That she'd interacted last night.
“These marks aren't bad Bingo’s big imprints,
They’re the site of a big bed bug’s bite!”

"My unit's infested with termites!
Elimination's called for, but how?
They've got pincers! Don't turn off the lights!
See that monster! The size of a cow!
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Postby mikejapan » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:14 am

Mark, a candidate for President, who
Hatched a plot to knock off his opponent
Using one cluster bomb, maybe two,
To create a more opportune moment.

He fixed a long fuse to the table
To eliminate his foe was the plan.
The locked pair he thought would be able
To constrain that blockhead with elan.

With deadly intentions in mind,
Implications of which may seem valid,
He lay on the floor (he reclined)
Digit poised to depress, face quite palid.
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Posts: 245
Joined: 27 October 2006

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