Here's a little story about me and my background. First I worked for
Dukes Grandma Tours, I traveled the world, heard
Uganda drum strokes and watched the
odd Sumatra keg runs. Then I met the
Katmandu drug roses and they inspired me to start my delivery company
Denmarks auto drugs. Unfortunately some
random UK guards set me up and ended my career as
Denmarks Taurus God before it really got started. What did I become then? You'll never
guess - drunk matador. However, that soon got as boring as discussing with
UK atoms undergrads so I started to plan my next campaign:
"Drunkard games to US". That's when the
smart snake God, Ruud, appeared in my dream and told me to instead become
Sudoku Grandmaster.

RW