The New Sudoku Players' Forum

[Hud]

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role
model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me.
I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
whichever comes first."

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over
my own mother to win the Super Bowl, "Matt Millen of the
Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,
John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear
earrings."

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius
is a guy like Norman Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm
going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now
that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line
up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in
groups of three, and then line up in a circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went
to prison for three years, not Princeton."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why
he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so
when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets
up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous
at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if
I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit
room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I
told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach,I don't know and I don't care.'"

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting
what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one
subject."

14. Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when
asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road
trips, Phillips responded:
"Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."

[udosuk]

Just a confirmation that this is not one of those junkie advertising posts... But a good collection of hilarious jokes...

BTW I think the subject should be "Why USA loses in international competitions" as the audience here are not solely Americans...

[lunababy_moonchild]

Just a confirmation that this is not one of those junkie advertising posts... But a good collection of hilarious jokes...

Which is why it's still here ..........................

BTW I think the subject should be "Why USA loses in international competitions" as the audience here are not solely Americans...

So altered

Luna